1. heyheyjuhkay:

    Do you ever think about all of the really nice drunk girls you’ve met in bathrooms and wonder how they are doing? I miss you all

  2. theyreoutofcontrol:

    Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
    Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

  3. wild-guy:

    Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

  4. delicatemotion:



    take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures


    some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

    This gave me anxiety

    • Bae: babe come over
    • Me: I just put my bagel bites in the oven
    • Bae: my parents aren't home
    • Me: I literally just put them in the oven
  5. (x)

  6. iamtheevilgenius:

    What do you mean this didn’t happen?

About me

hallo there.